Thirty Four Hundred Wld Wor Jo

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To use the previous pun on Kanye West as an example, you might say, "Get it? That ringing sound on the phone is from Alexander Graham's bells. Since puns are by their nature kind of unexpected, I decided my criteria for success would be that the punchline had to make sense even if it weren't a pun. You can see a more detailed view from the map. www.punliners.com character sets was used as UTF-8. www.punliners.com responsive application not using.
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Insults!: 100+ Funny Insults and Comebacks, Comedy, Humor,

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They get capitalization and punctuation leniency since it’s a pun (because puns naturally break a lot of those rules). The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, "I'm from the government and I'm here to help." When these unconscionable spies come to him to inquire what he had done with the dead body of Polonius, he first answers: "Compounded it with dust, whereto 't is kin." Why? "We're sort of a mutt of languages, which led to a lot of overlapping sounds and a lot bigger vocabulary with which to play.
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Tsunami......Pastrami: A Complicated Conversation

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The article explores the use of comic language to create a humorous communication. I said, “Is that a fret?” Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? If you think about it, “understand” is a funny word. If you want happiness for a month - get married. We also have a host of other fun and wordplay pages - usually updated weekly. Imagine all that driving and still being able to say, "Ho! Today, I ran across an artist who turns puns into paintings – with sheep, no less.
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The Secret Subway (The Zachary Stories) (Volume 3)

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Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. The Hebrew word dvar (or davar) means both thing and word or message. Old deans never die, they just lose their faculties. There's always one… Now, while phone numbers and goroawase are probably considered mnemonics as well, I'd like to swing around and take a look at another thing goroawase are useful for, which is remembering other random things / numbers.
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Belly's Deli (The State of Punsylvania)

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Journalism is unreadable and literature is not read. Save. … Garrus is full of dry, hilarious one- liners. Kids can start developing a sense of humor at a very young age. The potential limitations, however, should not preclude the possibilities. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. When the teacher asked a question the students were all up in arms. The Hebrew word "rav" means much or many and its antonym, me�at, means a little or a few.
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Pun and Games: Jokes, Riddles, Daffynitions, Tairy Fales,

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A pun is the lowest form of humor, especially when the laugh is on you. ~Evan Esar Puns are the last refuge of the witless. ~Samuel Johnson For my own part I think no innocent species of wit or pleasantry should be suppressed: and that a good pun may be admitted among the smaller excellencies of lively conversation. ~James Boswell, 1784 Puns are the gag hand buzzers of conversation. Once you make a pun submission, you may not retract it, modify it, or submit another pun for the same game.
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Silly Animal Tongue Twisters: For Kids Ages 7 to 107

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When you tell a joke, you lead people in a certain direction and then you throw in the punchline and surprise them. The date on your computer is in the past. What you need is a planner that you can color in while also jotting down all of the shit you need to do and, with this humorous weekly coloring planner, you will be able to do just that. Ahl said he tried "to create a translation that was as literal as possible," staying close to the original Latin and still providing a good read in English. "It's very important that translations of ancient poetry should be written so that they can be recited aloud," Ahl said.
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Anne Kostick: 3650 Jokes, Puns, & Riddles (Hardcover); 2009

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A music store had a small sign which read: Bach in a Minuet. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop. I suppose its the same advice to give the gratificationpleasuresatisfaction that IS. What do prisoners use to call each other? Which is pointing directly at a helicopter loaded. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. 11. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gunbelt, and said, "I do.
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Crosbie's Dictionary of Puns by John S. Crosbie (1977-08-01)

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So he bids Gertrude: “Assume a vertue if you haue it not” – “And when you are desirous to be blest, Ile blessing beg of you.” Experience has shown Hamlet that there is a vast difference between blessed in the sense of “having received a benediction” and meaning “in a state of salvation”. A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The proposed element names is Un-obtainium. The doctor replies: "It's very simple.
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Rhyme & Punishment: Adventures in Wordplay

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Her husband responds, "But they are twins - if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal." By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand. ● For more strange facts, check out Great Facts 414. So he's saying, "I'll make a ghost of anyone who keeps me from the Ghost." (By the way, it's interesting that "let," which meant "hinder," now means the exact opposite, "allow.") [Scene Summary] Excellent well; you are a fishmonger" (2.2.174), says Hamlet, in response to Polonius' question, "Do you know me, my lord?"
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