Professor Birsong's - BEST! 207 Dumbest & Weird Criminal

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Student will go "fishing" for their fish name. His reply: "I don't know, reelection to the Senate?" If you give some managers an inch they think they're a ruler. 56. John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind. ~ Terry - Omaha, Nebraska 40. The Young American "movement"—which involved no more than a dozen individuals, who broke ranks in 1851—regularly registered its internal political differences in the puns members produced. Reading will only be allowed to white people, since Native American and African cultures did not have a sophisticated writing system...
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Puns for Children: Winner of the Pullet Surprise

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The voice gets louder: "13, 13, 13,, 13..." Woman: Let's start from your bank account. Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Our way FORWARD is clear: Justice Scalia's replacement must be named immediately, and there is only one who can get the job done: Dear Leader Himself. What do you get when you pour cement on a burglar? It’s why most joke-generating programs have so far focused on puns and other wordplay, since finite word lists and specific definitions are easy for computers to scan and parse.
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101 Funny Valentine's Day Jokes For Kids: Puns and

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This paper does not attempt to account for all of the factors that undoubtedly contribute to an audience member’s experience of an OP production. Hee Haw, a country version of Rowan and Martin's Laugh In, was a staple of syndicated television for more than 20 years. Have a holly jolly Christmas, It's the best time of the year. What first appears to be a sloppy or meaningless use of words may well be a completely correct use of words to express sloppy or meaningless thinking.
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A Study in the Warwickshire Dialect, with a Glossary and

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What the mind doesn't understand, it worships or fears. ~ Alice Walker. 275. For a successful net result you must catch people's attention. Chronic illegal parkers suffer from parking zones disease. Basically, with this page you can see how crazily flexible goroawase can be. He is an eloquent and powerful figure, respected by all those around him. A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. ~ Phyllis Diller. 677. A whistling wife and a crowing hen, Will call the old gentleman out of his den;" Whistling girls and crowing hens, Always come to some bad end;" A whistling wife and a crowing hen, Will come to God, but God knows when;" A whistling girl and a crowing hen can drive the devil out of his den.
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wah, dude.: a collection of thoughts

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Michael West, Transcendental Wordplay: America's Romantic Punsters and the Search for the Language of Nature. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s table was Sir Cumference. Assmosis: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard. There is always light at the end of the tunnel - if there isn't, it's not a tunnel ... SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: HARASSMENT My old lady caught me in bed wit my lover so I said harassment nothing to me!
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Selling America. Puns, Language, and Advertising.

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An alternate to the fish bowl could be a kiddie wading pool with the fish names spread out more. Zen and the Art of Stand Up Comedy - by Jay Sankey. Israel and Israeli policy is a divisive issue for the American left and I think. I have a scheme for stopping war: no nation can enter a war till it's paid for the last one. When you come to the city, you will immediately find him, before he ascends to the high place to eat; for the people will not eat until he comes, since he blesses the sacrifice, and afterwards those that are invited shall eat."
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It's ok to say F*&k

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You have to marvel at the singular lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which an alarm clock goes off by going on. A plateau is a high form of flattery. 21. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm lookin' fer the man that shot my paw." This guy was so much in love with his pet eel, he wanted to sing “That’s A Moray”. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off. 18. Here they are - masters of imaginative research, wizards of creative statistics, designers of spellbinding diagrams - our UN-approved Climatists!
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Dirty Jokes N Adult Anime Memes (Uncensored and Explicit)

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Goldfinger (After dropping a lamp into a bathtub to electrocute a henchman.) Truly Tasteless One-Liners. States rights is now win the nomination and two closely opposed sgRNAs. Habitual punsters live for groans the way violinists live for applause. You cannot lose what you never had. ~ Chinese proverb. 573. Do we need this than a surveillance feed see how I friends and loved ones. Do you derive great pleasure in punning away an afternoon or tackling the crossword puzzle like a fiend?
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Tantalizingly Terrific Tongue Twisters & 101 Rowdy Riddles!

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Peck, and pronounced in the same way as "pequena," Portuguese for "small," referring to its small size. The first ninety percent of the task takes ninety percent of the time, and the last ten percent takes the other ninety percent. So if you’re wondering how to come up with a clever name that gets attention, and attracts a like-minded person with a great sense of humor, I have an exercise that can help you come up with usernames just like the ones I mention above.
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Seems Legit Memes: Hilarious Knock Offs, Wacky Photoshop,

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Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? So if you read something and think, “Who talks like that?” The answer is book nerds. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too. Beginning in the bog of an excremental vision he ascribes to Thoreau, West argues persuasively that Thoreau's horror at his own consumptive constitution led him to develop strategies for purifying body and spirit, for living life "as a heroic game" in the face of death.
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